Kissing invisible ass

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Kissing invisible ass

The person you’re sucking up to isn’t even there, but you’re talking about them in 3rd person like they’re Genghis Khan. There’s literally no point here except you’re so delusional you think this person is omnipotent, or you’re so paranoid you think they bugged the room.

Here’s how to fix it:

If you feel compelled to praise someone, try keeping it under one sentence. Be specific, and use understatement.


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